The first and only objective when it comes to trolling, is to PISS YOUR TARGET OFF. When someone has an uneducated opinion, a troll is nearby and will move in for the metaphorical kill. Often times, when a troll's opinion is seen as such, and some asswhipe goes in to correct his statement, it can turn into a troll, just like that. You see, us trolls thrive on the anguish of others on the internets. If someone is wrong, we can become anything from a Bro to a Grammar Nazi to a relatively retarded Slowpoke. The process of a Troll goes as such:
1. Find Target
2. Find fault in target's statement
3. Piss off Target
5. ?????
6. Profit
You see, when you get pissed at a troll's statement, it's called Feeding The Troll and this is an unwise decision on your part, reader. The more you feed, the stronger it gets. Today's lesson, reader, is that you shouldn't even acknowledge most trolls. Thank you for reading.
-The Trollercoaster
PS: Notice I skipped step 4? Trollin'
Define profit?
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